Category: Bwahahahahaha

Obama’s Healthcare Plan is Going to be Disasterous

Well, for some folks. Like insurance company bigwigs. And these guys: Awesome. I’m just sayin’…

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Obama to Appoint LAWLESS Judge to SCOTUS

Obama to Appoint LAWLESS Judge to SCOTUS

With the retirement of Justice Souter, President Obama, a man with nothing better to do these days (wink, wink) now has to tread a very narrow path to pick a new justice. Progressives will surely pressure him to appoint someone who follows in Souter’s liberal-leaning footsteps, perhaps a woman. Conservatives will, of course, are already condemning him for the choice […]

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Oh (No) to be in Texas…

Well, it looks like I picked a great fucking week to be in Texas. Looks like they are seceding from the nation. Great. As usual, Wonkette describes it best: Texas Gov. Rick Perry is such a badass, right, and he doesn’t like it when those incompetent fucktards in Washington start fucking around with his Texas fucking budget. Ever heard of […]

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Ah! So THAT’S What It’s All About

I was wondering. Brave Combo: I’m just sayin’…

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Insane Republicans Reveal An Insane Budget Plan

Bob Cesca nails it again: Insane Republicans Reveal An Insane Budget Plan Makes you wanna laugh and cry, all at the same time. I’m just sayin’…

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Obama Returning Early From G-20 Summit

Cross-posted at The Daily Kos. Citing his need to be well-rested for Saturday’s Final Four games which begin at 6:00 p.m. Eastern, President Barack Obama today announced that he will be returning early from the G-20 Summit in Europe. Additionally, he has cancelled all visits with leaders of various countries around the world including Britain, Russia, China, India and South […]

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NOW Try to Tell Me the GOP Aren’t Complete Idiots

Allow me to just say this: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! UPDATE: The Washington Independent is reporting that the new GOP “budget” raises taxes on many Americans. Well, except the rich, of course… While reporters hooted at the comically simplistic charts and lack of details in the House Republican leadership’s budget plan, the green eyeshade types at Citizen’s for Tax Justice crunched the numbers […]

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Michael Steele Gets Freeped – ‘Snot pretty

Cross-posted at Daily Kos. From time to time, it’s “fun” to wade into the slime muck that is the [whispers] Free Republic to see how they are reacting to things. For those that do not know, Free Republic is one the two largest conservative forums on the web. They try desperately to be as relevant as the liberal Daily Kos […]

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MagLev Train From Disneyland to Las Vegas: LIE!

You gotta hand it to the Republicans. When they want to defeat something, they will go to any lengths to do so. Including just totally making shit up. By now, every American is sure to heard about Harry Reid’s “Sin City Express” earmark that was in the stimulus package. As it’s told, he was able to include a pork barrel […]

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Now YOU Can Apologize to Rush Limbaugh

Now YOU Can Apologize to Rush Limbaugh

It’s easy-peasy. Just head over to this site, click a few drop-down menus and before you know it, viola! You have your very own personalized apology to the de facto head of the Republican Party. Be the first on your block to pucker up and kiss the extraordinarily large, flabby buttocks of the Conservative-in-Chief. He’s waiting… I’m just sayin’…

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How to Drive Conservative Republicans Crazy

How to Drive Conservative Republicans Crazy

I know, I know, “conservative Republicans” is straight out of the Department of Redundancy Department. Forgive me. Anyway, wanna know how to drive one crazy? Show ’em these Gallup poll results: See that last little light green bar there? The one on the far right that says 42%??? That’s his approval rating among REPUBLICANS. They just hate that. I’m just […]

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