Bwahahahahaha, Republicans — March 5, 2009 at 9:16 pm

MagLev Train From Disneyland to Las Vegas: LIE!

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You gotta hand it to the Republicans. When they want to defeat something, they will go to any lengths to do so. Including just totally making shit up.

By now, every American is sure to heard about Harry Reid’s “Sin City Express” earmark that was in the stimulus package. As it’s told, he was able to include a pork barrel spending item that went from Disneyland to Las Vegas where it would drop you off at the front door of the bunny ranch whorehouse. Yup. That’s how it’s told.

Except that it is a complete and total fabrication that has no basis in reality.

I love that, even if there was a train in the works like the one they’re going on about, taking you to Las Vegas wouldn’t even get you half way to the Bunny Ranch.

What, they think we’re utterly stupid? That we won’t find out they’re completely full of shit? That we don’t have fucking MAPS???!

My God, people, you really need to step up your game. It used to be more fun when you put up a damn fight.

I’m just sayin’…

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