Tag: Bwahahahahaha

The constitutional hypocrisy of the tea party

I am on a number tea party email lists, just for the occasional laugh. I got one this morning from the Tea Party of West Michigan. The title of the email was “A message to all members of Tea Party of West Michigan: WE NEED YOU TO GET ACTIVE ON THIS STUFF OR WE WILL LOSE OUR REPUBLIC“. Here’s a […]

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Sittin kitteh

Sittin kitteh

Break time.

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Media makeover for #occupywallstreet protesters

I think Andy Cobb might juuu-uuust be on to something here. I’m just sayin’…

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BREAKING: Observers gather in Washington, D.C. in advance of the end of the world

BREAKING: Observers gather in Washington, D.C. in advance of the end of the world

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Eclectanews) – Observers from around the world gathered in America’s capitol this week to observe the expected end of the world as a confluence of three profound events threatened the planet Earth’s very existence. First, on Tuesday of this week, a decades-old military policy known as “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” (DADT) was repealed. This occured after over a […]

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BREAKING: World still here

I would just like to point out that DADT was repealed this week AND the so-called “Ground Zero Mosque” opened for business and the world is still here. Repeat: the world is still here; it did NOT come to an end. Guess we dodged a bullet, eh?

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Mother Nature gives Washingon, D.C. a good shake

Is it just me or did it seem like today’s earthquake in Washington, D.C. was just Mother Nature’s way of saying, “WTF? Get your shit together and do NOT make me come down there!” God, knows Mother Nature only did what most of the rest of America wants to do but lacks the ability.

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We’ve been here before

Let Donald Duck show you how. H/T: Larry A.

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Michele Bachmann is the gift that has only begun giving

Michele Bachmann is the gift that has only begun giving

Liar, liar, pants on fire. On her victory lap of Iowa yesterday, Straw Poll winner Rep. Michele Bachmann paid repeated tribute to her local roots, and repeatedly mentioned her family reunion that day, citing it as an excuse for her late arrival at a local party event in Waterloo. But Bachmann’s mother and two cousins told POLITICO’s Emily Schultheis that […]

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My new desktop wallpaper

My new desktop wallpaper

This is more funny than you realize. My niece-in-law is the only kid I know that could pull off that look better. And she totally would.

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The job-killing things I hate

The job-killing things I hate

I have decided that, from now on, everything that I dislike will be the Job-Killing [Thing That I Don’t Like]. For example, if I get a (veggie) burger at my local pub and it’s not cooked right? It’s The Job-Killing Veggie Burger. If I don’t like the final winner of American Idol, it will be the The Job-Killing Scotty McCreery. […]

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Palin movie “The Undefeated” gets one viewer at its debut in Orange, CA: a reporter

Palin movie “The Undefeated” gets one viewer at its debut in Orange, CA: a reporter

I’m still giggling about this. Conor Friedersdorf from The Atlantic went to see the midnight showing of the new “film” about Sarah Palin called “The Undefeated”. He was the only one who watched the whole thing. The other TWO moviegoers left early. It isn’t strictly accurate to say that I sat through the whole movie alone. Just as the previews […]

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