Bwahahahahaha — November 29, 2009 at 10:10 am

Malia Obama: DHOTUS (Photographic proof)


Is Malia Obama the resident “dirty hippy” of the United States? The DHOTUS?

I think so and I have photographic evidence to prove it.

Oh, and may I say I highly approve? In fact, I’d say it’s about time.

It started out innocently enough. Who would have thought on Election Day 2008 that this young woman was harboring an inner hippy?

But, later that year, on a family vacation, we see this:

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Excuse me, Malia but is that a heart-shaped peace sign you’re trying unsuccessfully to hide from the photographer? Hmmm…? Yup, I thought so.

Then is started to peak out in other ways. Like this:

Photo by Bauer Griffin

Correct me if I’m wrong, Malia, but are those paisleys on your shirt? Uh huh, uh huh. Just as I thought…

And then this:

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That right there, my friends, is a hippy skirt and please don’t even try to deny it.

Then came the hairstyle. After that, there could no longer be any argument about it. Malia Obama is a certified DFH. Soon, she’ll be touring with Phish and hanging out a music festivals with bare feet and unshaven legs.

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And then I saw this:

Photo by Darren McCollester/Getty Images North America

Holy cow! Is the POTUS buying the DFHOTUS a pack of ROLLING PAPERS???! OMFG!!!

On Thanksgiving, she seemed to try to tone it down, but, well, the scarf and the beaded bracelets were a dead give away, weren’t they?

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But, in the final analysis, if you need any other proof, this particular photo should blow away any lingering doubts you had.

Yes, the peace sign is back. And it’s back with a vengeance:

A hippy in the White House? Our very own DHOTUS? This is a happy day for us DFHs. Soon Willie Nelson’s smoking pot on the roof won’t be the only White House event involving our favorite weed. I can’t wait to see her bong with the Presidential Seal on it.

Well-played, Malia. We’re all here behind you 100%. Represent us well, my dear, and do us proud.

I’m just sayin’…


P.S. There are indications that Malia may secretly be bringing Sasha into the fold. No, I mean it. How else do you explain this???

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Mmm hmmm. Exactly. Sasha’s wearing a tie-dye peace sign shirt. Oh, yeah.