This one made the Recommended List on the Daily Kos for about 10 hours today.
When I got up this morning and my iPhone AP app was telling me that President Obama had won the Nobel Peace Prize, and I just knew that heads were asplodin’ with great ferocity over in Freeperville (the conservative-and-then-some Free Republic.)
And I was NOT disappointed.
Here in my office, the heads of the douchebags I wrote about in my Recommended Rants HERE are asplodin’ left and right. They suggested that it was a contest between President Obama, Flava Flav and Al Sharpton. They are wandering around shaking their heads. I’m just laughin’…
As someone who works almost daily with Europeans and other non-American coworkers, I have come to realize that America and its policies have a tremendous impact on ALL of the countries of the world. Despite this, they have no say whatsoever in who we elect to be our leaders. It’s my considered opinion that this honor was bestowed not so much on the President but on the American people for making the right choice on behalf of all the civilized countries of the world.
So, without further ado, let’s delve into the latest anti-American, “Fuck the USA” world of Freeperville with this week’s edition of
Forays Into Freeperville – Nobel Peace Prize Edition
Easing into it, we have Steve Van Doorn:
For surrendering in Afghanistan?
mapmaker777 is having ‘shoes’, as my wife would say:
My BS meter just went nuclear
sushiman is ready to end it all:
The end of the world must be near .
Classic classiness from prisoner6:
Well…they got the spelling wrong. The headline SHOULD read…
The Nobel Piece (of work) Prize 2009 awarded to President Obama
It appears that sushiman was just warming up. After some reflection, he posted this:
REVOLUTION NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s the ONLY way . Forget the 2010 vote . 2012 …Take it to the streets . take it to Washington . GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEPA sees the world differently than most:
My first thought was he hasn’t done anything.
I’m thinking he got it for being willing to throw Israel under the bus and cozy up to dictactors and thugs rather than stand for free people.
They MUST be joking. Even Saturday Night Live knows that this idiot has done NOTHING to advance world peace unless you consider being cuckolded by putin, china, chavez, mock-mood etc. advancing world peace. Typical white guilt by the elite eruopeons
John Valentine continues on with the ‘classiness’:
I thought CNN must have been doing some kind of promotion stunt. This is beyond stupid.
I do more for world peace each time I blow my nose that that jack wipe has done in the entirety of his pitiful, phony life.
flaglady47 has it all figured out:
What a crock of you know what. First it is a consolation prize for having lost the Olympics. Second, it is the usual leftist, socialist baloney of rewarding one of their own, just like they did with Jimmy Carter, who never deserved the prize either.
Then there are the ulterior motives. Now that Obama has been awarded the peace prize, he can do nothing else other than keep the peace. This is the Nobel Prize Committee’s way of preventing Obama from bombing Iran, as he must be peaceful now, don’t you know, to live up to his new prize.
He won’t be able to put too many more troops in Afghanistan, as that is warlike, and won’t fit his new peace image. He must now pursue another series of endless, useless talks with N. Korea, that will go nowhere, as N. Korea once again is cranking up its nuclear program in order to elicit more perks in the form of bribes from the western countries to buy off peace.
Of course, this is also one more repudiation of George Bush. The talking heads on TV are already pursuing the line of how hated we were internationally for the last 8 years (note they say the last 8 years, so naturally it was during Bush’s reign). Now that Obama is in office, all is well with the world, and peace will reign.
Of course, the fact that Obama has done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to deserve this award is totally immaterial to the subject at hand. What a farce, what a joke. What next, giving the award to Ahmadinejad or Hugo Chavez, or Castro? Gag me with a spoon.
laconic picks it up from there:
You realize, of course, that this means the end to any escalation of the US military effort in Afghanistan. The world leader for Peace couldn’t possibly approve that; too embarrassing right before he jets off to Oslo (in what, December?) to accept the adulation of the world and that nice big medal the Committee publicly gives to the recipient of the Peace Prize.
FOR 8 MONTHS IN OFFICE??? WHAT DID HE DO TOWARDS “PEACE”? IS HATING ON THE JEWS ENOUGH? I GUESS SO!
I think we have a winner with john mirse:
I think that the Noble Peace Prize people should have first asked to see Obama’s long form Hawaii birth certificate and his Occidental, Columbia, and Harvard college records before it awarded Obama the Peace Prize.
Because once this Obama birth certificate issue explodes in Obama’s face sometime between now and the 2012 presidential primaries, these Nobel Peace Prize officials, in my opinion, are going to be very embarrassed indeed.
TheLurkerX apparently doesn’t read the newspapers:
Unf**kingbelievable. Obama has been in office less than a year, pisses of the UK, Israel, the Czechs, Poland, gets mocked by the French, starts a trade war with China, gets threatened repeatedly by North Korea, gets pwned by the IOC, gets chastised by our military for his indecisive bullshit in Afghanistan, and he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize why?
The closest he’s come to diplomatic peace relations is the beer summit, and that wouldn’t have been necessary, if he hadn’t started the whole sh*tstorm in the first place.
From Ezekiel we have one from the OHHHHHH NOOOOOOES!!! Department:
And there you have it.
The destroyer is awarded the peace prize.
Time is short.
Cringing Negativism Network (really?) has this to say:
Can there be any doubt now, Obama is the Anti-Christ.
He’s not the one setting the stage.
And this response from LS:
My first thought exactly. How is this guy not the antichrist?
DB, however, disagrees:
Obama isn’t remotely smart enough to be the Anti-Christ.
But I have to admit that the thought crossed my mind on reading this news…
Obama is setting the ground work for major war God knows where…
Erik Latranyi gets his Teabagger on:
Nobel Prize = Socialist Prize
gusopol3 sees ulterior motives:
Euro-socialists pushing bamacare, cap and tax; in the euphoria, the Dems are likely to get both.
johniegrad finally…FINALLY…gets it:
This clinches it. Given everything that has happened in the past year and now this, I finally have come to the conclusion that everything I know is wrong.
Erik Latranyi again:
How do you understand this?
After Obama’s failures in Iran, Afghanistan, and Korea, his failure to get the Olympic games for Chicago and his complete failure to the US economy, Obama wins a prize from fellow liberals!
Liberals reward failure and attack success.
Can’t wait to hear what Rush has to say about this.
sonic109 has been trying to tell people…
The “Nobel” folks are the same ilk as the UN folks . This is a surprise to anyone? Those who cheer for the “giant” to fall are having a field day with this ass of a president.
I have been calling for civil disorder since day one. I was calling for a new Tea Party on FR long before anyone heard of the present Tea Parties ( and got kicked off of FR for a month because of it ) What are we going to do people? sit here and chat on FR until the demise of America in complete?
And then this one from SES1066:
In so far as I can see, having just woken up and before my 1st cup of coffee; this could only be based upon the Peace Prize’s Committee’s being so deeply impressed with his world-wide campaign of apologizing for everything that America has done before. What else has he done internationally? Tis a shame that this came after the 2016 Olympic Decision, can you see the IOC turning down the Obama now?
and then aomagrat:
It’s just a consolation prize for losing the olympics.
BlueStateBlues has an interesting take:
He should dedicate the award to Saul Alinsky and Bill Ayers “For all they’ve done for me”.
Travis McGee‘s head is clearly about to asplode:
Of course they love him, because the communist traitor mole clearly intends to diminish American sovereignty and power.
HospiceNurse sees something more sinister:
Talk about an impeachable offense. It seems clear to me that Obama could not have received this prize had he recently okayed a surge in Afghanistan. He KNEW this was coming. It also explains why he screwed Eastern Europe with missile defense. It also lets Iran know that they have NOTHING to fear from us.
M. Espinola also sees a conspiracy:
Obama has done everything to make the world much safer for fanatical jihadists, bloated tax-funded bailed-out banking CEOs and ruthless communists dictators. He must have numerous offshore accounts for all the hidden kickback$ from the grateful recipients of his lucrative favours.
Now let’s do a series we’ll call “Staying Classy in Freeperville”.
I was just woken up by the “Breaking News”, and screamed WTF. Is he the first muslim communist african to win the prize?? The sheeple elected him, why not the Norwegians??
I do not support the idea of taking him out, but I do understand if someone does.
excuse me folks but i am going to puke….this ass clown hasn’t ddown anything but globe trot and make speeches…what constitues him winning this award….such a disgrace to humanity and the real people that deserved it….
Wow, the First Sitting Telepromter to win the Nobel Peace Prize… oops did I think that out loud?
Question: How do you know when President Obama is lying to you?
Answer: His telepromter is moving.
The new criteria for the Nobel Peace Prize:
Eunuch in chief demonstrates how to win a lifetime achievement award in nine months of less…
And, finally, the Grand Prize Winner, it’s TheRedSocksWinThePennant:
I hope Zero’s universal healthcare pays to reattach my head after it explodes off my body
Well, that’s it for today. That was some good times, wasn’t in Kossacks. Now, get to work. We’ve got a LOT of asploded head debris to clear.
I’m just sayin’…
UPDATE: This is an image composed this morning by wife.
This image is composed of 44 versions of a peace image she created awhile back. It is her tribute to our President’s wonderful accomplishment.
You can see more of her stunning work at her Flickr page. Please fave often!