This is pure brilliance. It’s so absolutely absurd that, if it weren’t serious, it would be nothing but total satire. But the thing is, the guy that wrote the following piece of…of… Jesus, I don’t even know what to call it… was being serious.
Obama thinks he is a good talker, but he is often undisciplined when he speaks. He needs to understand that as President, his words will be scrutinized and will have impact whether he intends it or not. In this regard, President Bush is an excellent model; Obama should take a lesson from his example. Bush never gets sloppy when he is speaking publicly. He chooses his words with care and precision, which is why his style sometimes seems halting. In the eight years he has been President, it is remarkable how few gaffes or verbal blunders he has committed. If Obama doesn’t raise his standards, he will exceed Bush’s total before he is inaugurated.
— John H. Hinderaker
A cave. It’s got to be a cave. John Hinderaker can only have been living in a cave for the past eight years. But a cave with the innernets innit ’cause he’s been sending out missives the whole time. That’s gotta be it. A cave that has the innernets but not the teevee. No other explanation.
I’m just sayin’…