MITT ROMNEY, Y U NO BELIEVE IN ANYTHING BUT MITT ROMNEY?
There’s only one explanation: Mitt Romney is a robot sent back from the future to destroy Mitt Romney.
How else do you explain this passionate defense of a woman’s right to a safe abortion?
Or who can forget, “I like mandates. The mandates work.”
And here’s my favorite: “The blind trust is an age old ruse.”
Of course, Mitt Romney described a blind trust is an “age old ruse” in 1994. Future Romney knew that the blind trust would become his defense from everything. He’d use it to defend investing in the Cayman Islands and Swiss bank accounts.…