In a shocking development few saw coming, Education Achievement Authority Chancellor John Covington quit his job this morning to take a new position at a university somewhere in Illinois. Some EAA staffers have suspected Covington was interviewing for other jobs over the past few weeks. “He’s never around the office anymore,” said one EAA office staffer. “And he’s been out […]Read more ›
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Reports of Governor being given swirlies in Capitol restrooms unconfirmed
In a completely unexpected move, Michigan Governor Rick Snyder, the self-titled “Tough Nerd”, abruptly resigned from office today citing bullying by Democrats and Republicans alike for his decision.
“I thought being the top government official in the state would end the relentless bullying and harassment that I’ve endured since middle school,” Governor Snyder said in a statement. “Unfortunately, if anything, the bullying has intensified.”
More on this shocking development after the jump.Read more ›