Jesus, McCain, get a grip, dude. Watch him while Palin speaks. He even gets “busted” a couple of times. Here’s the far less appropriate version with the thoughts running through McCain’s head over-dubbed. I’m warning you, it’s pretty inappropriate: I’m just sayin’…

This bit of awesome prose was recently put out on the internets. See if you can figure out from whence it came. We will not ship away prisoners in the dead of night to be tortured in far off countries, or detain without trial or charge prisoners who can and should be brought to justice for their crimes, or maintain […]

I never really thought about it like this: Heh, heh. I’m just gigglin’…

This edition of Who Said THAT???! brings us a quote from regarding the choice of Sarah Palin as John McCain’s vice presidential running mate. HINT: It comes from someone from her very own state. “She’s not prepared to be governor. How can she be prepared to be vice president or president?…Look at what she’s done to this state. What would […]

Andrew Sullivan sums it perfectly: Think about what the Palin pick really says about how McCain views this campaign and how he views his potential responsibilities in national security. Think about what it says about the sincerity of McCain’s own central criticism of Obama these past two months in foreign affairs. Think about how he picked a woman to be […]

Yesterday, John McCain turned 72 (ulp) years old. Instead of RECEIVING gifts, he gave one. To Barack Obama. He gave Barack Sarah Palin. Who is Sarah Palin? She’s the former mayor of a 9,000 person city in Alaska and a two-year governor. Here’s her take on the vice presidency earlier this year: Oops. Well, hopefully somebody has filled her in […]

Obama’s speech last night was watched by 38 MILLION people. That’s huge. Very, very huge actually. Only 28 million people watched the closing ceremony of the Olympics this year, the biggest night of the entire Games. This is good for the Dems because it gave them a chance to show the country that their candidate is tough, smart, and down-to-earth. […]

The folks over at Wonderbra know what people like and what people like is boobs. Breasts. The more the better. So they’ve put together a mosaic of 8,000 women in their bras to advertise their product line of D to G Cup Wonderbras. Click the picture below to go to their website where you can zoom in on any or […]

Okay, let me get this straight: the McCain campaign has been hammering away at Senator Obama’s lack of experience and youth and then he picks a 2-year governor of a state with fewer constituents than Obama’s Senatorial district who is 44? And she was a runner-up at the Miss Alaska Beauty Pageant? And who was “Miss Wasilla”? And who posed […]

Are you fucking kidding me??? This week the Democratic party will attempt to hold its first convention that is totally green. They will talk about recycling, buying carbon offsets, and even serve multi-colored foods for some reason…Take part in our carbon ONset program. We are asking you to make just a few small sacrifices to completely wipe out any potential […]

Could be a very interesting next four years. Barack and Michelle Obama and Joe and Jill Biden(Just kidding, kids, really.) “O”-Joe ’08!!! I’m just kiddin’…