Bwahahahahaha, Detroit — August 7, 2013 at 12:32 pm

Detroiters have fun (and trouble) with write-in candidate names in yesterday’s mayoral primary


Heh, heh…

Yesterday’s Detroit mayoral primary saw write-in candidate Mike Duggan come out on top with 46% of the vote (unofficially) and Wayne County Sheriff Benny Napoleon getting around 30% (also unofficially.) The best part, though, is some of the names people wrote in. You can see the full list HERE.

Here are some of the most comical examples:

  • Mike Dummer
  • Mike Dummeh
  • Mike Duggan the Whiteman
  • Make Cuggan
  • Duggan for Mayor
  • Mickey Mouse
  • Goofy
  • Daffy Duck
  • Mige Dueean
  • Mick Gorggon
  • The White Guy Mike Duggan
  • Mike Gugga
  • LL Cool J
  • Jesus Christ
  • RE Lee
  • Kevyn Orr
  • Louis Ferrakahn

And, of course, every possible (mis)spelling of “Mike Duggan” that you could imagine and then some.

Nice job, Detroit. Glad to see you’ve kept your sense of humor.