Bwahahahahaha, Mitt Romney, Republican-Fail — September 24, 2012 at 10:27 pm

Romney fundraising email today: “On Board with Mitt” (Just don’t, you know, open the windows)


Has there ever, EVER been a worse-run campaign???

Anne and I were sitting around with cocktails and dogs watching Rachel Maddow talk about Mitt Romney’s absurd statement about not understanding why you can’t roll down the windows in a jet airliner that’s flying through the air at hundreds of miles per hour so high there isn’t enough oxygen to breath.

Then I got this email:


Time is running out on this contest — have you entered it yet?

Every entry gets us closer to winning on November 6 — so I hope you’ll throw in a few dollars for a chance to get on board with my dad.

We’re in the final stretch of this important race, and we’re counting on your support.

Donate $15 before midnight tomorrow to be automatically entered.


Craig Romney

It’s uncanny. You wouldn’t think it’s possible for a national campaign, much less a presidential campaign, to be this completely fail. It’s truly astonishing. The same day that nearly every media outlet, stand-up comedian and talk show host is talking laughing about how utterly clueless and ignorant Mitt Romney is because he thinks you should be able to roll down the windows in a jet, they send out a jet-themed “On Board with Mitt” fundraiser appeal.

This guy wants to be the leader of the United States of America. If we didn’t have such a terrific president, it would almost be enough to make you embarrassed to be an American.