Calling all small business owners: Tired of all those pesky employee benefits and pensions? Don’t mind shipping jobs overseas? Then Romney Economics is the business model for you!
Romney Economics has a proven track record: thousands of workers laid off, wages and benefits cut, jobs sent overseas, with huge profits for you and your investors! You’ll learn valuable skills like firing people that provide services to you and how to recognize that corporations are people too. It all comes at a low, low price of middle class tax hikes!
Warning: Side effects may include high unemployment, pension loss, bankruptcy, record debt, and general economic depression. Do not use Romney Economics if you are a member of the middle class.
[Romney photo credit: Anne C. Savage, used with permission]