Uncategorized — April 6, 2011 at 12:52 pm

Fox “News” drops Glenn Beck, sentient beings around the world cheer


Well, halle-freakin-lujah.

Glenn Beck to End Daily Fox News Program

Glenn Beck will end his daily Fox News Channel program later this year.

His departure was jointly announced on Wednesday by Fox and Mr. Beck’s company, Mercury Radio Arts. The companies said they would “work together to develop and produce a variety of television projects for air on the Fox News Channel as well as content for other platforms including Fox News’ digital properties.”

And as soon as these other projects bomb, which they will, Beck will be consigned to the dustbin of history except for his radio show. I’m sure you’ll be able to hear him spew his hurtful, hateful, harmful effluvience in the South and in hardcore conservative areas around the country indefinitely.

I mean, come on, Goldline has to advertise somewhere, right?

(Strangely, the website Business Insider claims that Beck is actually quitting Fox “News”. That’s pretty hilarious.)

I’m just sayin’…