Barack Obama, Bwahahahahaha, President Obama — April 3, 2010 at 10:12 am

BREAKING! President Obama is black! – UPDATED


That’s the headline at MSNBC:

HEADLINE: It’s official: Obama is black
President checks black, not black and white, on census form

The White House confirmed Friday that Obama did not check multiple boxes on his U.S. Census form, or choose the option that allows him to elaborate on his racial heritage. He ticked the box that says “Black, African Am., or Negro.”

So, wow. It’s true.

Who knew?

This report has been confirmed by the New York Times.

UPDATE: The Wall Street Journal is now confirming this report as well:

The politician at the top of the totem pole right now is Barack Obama. He is black.

UPDATE 2: Now the Associated Press, UPI, and USA Today are all confirming. This looks like the real thing here, people.

UPDATE 3: Oh, crap. Someone went and told FOX “News”.

UPDATE 4: Now the Huffington Post is on it.

UPDATE 5: Wait until you get a load of some of the Freepervillians’ quotes:

From theBuckwheat:

By the dictionary, BHO is our first mulatto president. BHO tells us in his autobiography that in his youth, after struggling about his identity, he chose to be “black”. What then is the meaning of “black”? It is clearly ideological. If so, then what, exactly is that ideology. We can tell from who BHO associated with. In those same writings, he tells us that he hung around with Marxists. Later in life, he chose to attend a church pastored by a Marxist. The leopard does not change his spots.

From Sacajaweau:

The ONLY reason this is in the news is to tell other mulattos to mark African….not white…

It’s all about politics…

From manonCANAL:

How do we know he’s half white? Everything known of his past is made up. I think he’s a full blooded arab.

From Venturer:

I dont care what he calls himself. He is a racist, communist, America hating ,terrorist loving ,Anti Semite Usurper.

From Boardwalk:

Too bad there wan’t a box for “Affirmative Action President”

From Circle_Hook :

He denied his white side because he found it convenient to use his black half as an excuse and crutch to get him through life. If he would have embraced his white side, he would have actually had to do some work to get ahead in life!

I’m just sayin’…