This is positively brilliant.
Warning: contains scene of animal death by train.
Fox Newscaster: Very quickly, Chairman Steele, the feeling in some circles is that this health care train has left the station with the president at the wheel and that Republicans better jump on board.
Republican National Committee Chair Michael Steele: Well I’m the cow on the tracks and you’re gonna hafta stop that train to get this cow off the tracks to move forward.
[Cut to video of cow getting pasted by a train with the conductor saying, “Oh, you dumb fucker…”]
I’m just sayin’…