Republican-Fail, Republicans — September 9, 2009 at 6:08 pm

Government Porn: To regulate or to schtup? That is the question

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I’m sure you’ve seen it by now but, in case you haven’t, this has to be one of the most over-the-top conservative Republican scandals to come along in awhile forever.

Michael Duvall is a conservative Republican state representative from Orange County, California. While waiting for the start of a legislative hearing in July, the 54-year-old married father of two and family values champion began describing, for the benefit of a colleague seated next to him, his ongoing affairs with two different women. In very graphic detail.

There’s the video from the California news station that broke the story HERE.

Over at TPM, they reveal some of the more graphic stuff. Really nauseating…you’ve been warned.

She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday–a lot! And so she’ll, she’s all, ‘I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you’re dripping out of me!’ So messy!

Or how about this juicy tidbit:

So, I am getting into spanking her. Yeah, I like it. I like spanking her. She goes, ‘I know you like spanking me.’ I said, ‘Yeah! Because you’re such a bad girl!’


A Sacramento insider puts it best:

Their relationship is the worst-kept secret in Sacramento. He’s old and fat. She’s hot, blonde and about 20
 years younger. He could have never gotten a woman like that before he got
 this job.

This is her:

This is him:

And this is sick.

Her name is Heidi DeJong Barsuglia, she’s married, and she’s a lobbyist for an energy company, Sempra Energy. The worst(?) part is that he is the vice chair of the Committee on Utilities & Commerce, the very group that regulates energy companies. In other words, he was banging the hot lobbyist who works for one of the very companies he’s responsible for regulating.

Classy. Conservative Republican Classy.

Here’s what I want to know: how much money did this whore, and you can’t call anyone doing what she did anything but a whore, get paid for her services? How much cash did her employers/pimps give her to repeatedly screw this fat old married-with-children lawmaker until she was leaking?

Oh, and there’s another (also married) woman, too.

Oh, yeah, Sher, Shar, Shar. Oh, she is hot! I talked to her yesterday. She goes, ‘So are we finished?’ I go, ‘No, we’re not finished.’ I go, ‘You know about the other one [Barsuglia], but she doesn’t know about you!’

Good old Republican family values. And we can’t have same-sex marriage because it would destroy the very institution of marriage. You know, cheapen it somehow…

I’m just sayin’…

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