Author: LOLGOP

How to get your ‘Pro-Life Card’

How to get your ‘Pro-Life Card’

Constantly hearing stories about Republicans doing everything they can to make sure babies are born and then exerting an equal effort to cut services for poor families gets depressing. So I love when I hear about something, anything that suggests that conservatives actually care about babies once they’re born. If you’re like me, you’ll love nurse coaching, which has some […]

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Donald Trump is hoping you will lose your job if it will help him win

Donald Trump is hoping you will lose your job if it will help him win

Let’s start off by making something clear. Donald Trump’s economic predictions are terrible, self-serving garbage. “I think it’s a great time to start a mortgage company,” Trump told CNBC in April of 2006, when he happened to be starting a mortgage company as the biggest real estate bubble in history was about to burst all over his face. He then […]

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WARNING: This may be as unpopular as Trump will get

WARNING: This may be as unpopular as Trump will get

These are stormy days for Donald Trump, who is increasingly demonstrating both the glow and consistency of a rotting peach. As he nears the Republican nomination, or at least clarity that he will be the candidate who heads into the nomination with the most delegates, there’s increasing evidence that some major players in his party are preparing to swipe the […]

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Paul Ryan is more dangerous than Donald Trump will ever be

Paul Ryan is more dangerous than Donald Trump will ever be

The election of Donald Trump would be a threat to the global economy on par with “the rising threat of jihadi terrorism,” according to The Economist‘s Global Forecasting Service. It’s easy to see why policy experts who value sober reasoning, conventionality and actually knowing things are terrified of Donald Trump, who doesn’t seem to even grasp the basics of, say, […]

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This is why Republicans hate Obama — and this is why he doesn’t mind

This is why Republicans hate Obama — and this is why he doesn’t mind

Republicans are very upset that President Obama continued on with his trip in Cuba after the disgusting terror attacks in Brussels today. They are also upset that he’s in Cuba, that he is president and that he exists. Of course, the majority of Republicans will prefer Donald Trump and Ted Cruz’s immediate gut reaction, which is to abandon the Constitution […]

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Trump assures Republicans that he’s in on the Supreme Con

Trump assures Republicans that he’s in on the Supreme Con

Donald Trump isn’t running a conventional campaign and that’s why angry white people love him — but probably not enough angry white people to ever make him president. This week he’s going to do something no candidate has ever done before. No, not just continually incite violence or hire someone who can’t seem to keep his hands or sexist thoughts […]

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Don’t expect Trump to break up the GOP

Don’t expect Trump to break up the GOP

Donald Trump is supposedly upending everything we know about politics! Democrats have gone from a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate to losing both houses of congress and about two-thirds of all state legislatures in six years. And while some of this is a normal reaction to a president holding two terms, it’s also evidence that the “Long Con” of the […]

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This is why Donald Trump can lie and lie and still seem honest to conservatives

This is why Donald Trump can lie and lie and still seem honest to conservatives

In order to fix income inequality we must talk about this first. Demos & MoveOn.org explain . . . Posted by MoveOn.org on Friday, March 11, 2016 Talking about race without mentioning race isn’t just the most effective dark art of American politics — it’s the recipe for destroying the middle class. In the 1960s, conservatives and the Osmond family […]

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Is violence Trump’s hedge against a convention coup?

Is violence Trump’s hedge against a convention coup?

Call me a Trump Believer. He’s sold me. Not on his candidacy, which I will oppose with all of my being — but on his seriousness and his savvy, which are hard to see beneath all the hate and Halloween makeup. His campaign has been more method than madness, built on a mission to avenge a humiliation and steeped in […]

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White working-class voters deserve to be told they’re being lied to

White working-class voters deserve to be told they’re being lied to

The fundamental organizing belief of modern GOP can be boiled down to “You’re on your own, hot shot.” This is, of course, is posturing more than actual conviction. Libertarians are happy to use public rail to build up their anti-statist train conglomerates. And conservatives are happy to use the government to build speed bumps in your uterus. But the belief […]

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Now that the primary is over, we can’t let the #FlintWaterCrisis just be an example

Now that the primary is over, we can’t let the #FlintWaterCrisis just be an example

It’s a uniquely Michigan story. To pinch pennies — saving $5 million, a tiny fraction of the hundreds of millions in corporate tax cuts Rick Snyder and Republicans have handed out while slashing government services — a city had its drinking water switched and poisoned with lead by an autocratic “emergency manager” who was appointed by and only reported to […]

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