A Party of Delusionists, Continued

The Republicans are convinced (or at least appear to be convinced) that they are winning the debate on the economic stimulus package. Eric Cantor produced an obnoxious video that I refuse to link to that has a giant floating “0″ (the numeral zero) amidst things that were supposedly in the stimulus bill (most of which have been debunked) all set to “Back in the Saddle” by Aerosmith. Rush Limbaugh exhorted his Conservative Republican dittoheads during a 90-minute speech last week where he said, among other things:

“One thing we can all do is stop assuming that the way to beat them is with better policy ideas…To us, bipartisanship is [Democrats] being forced to agree with us after we have politically cleaned their clocks and beaten them.


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Atlas Didn’t Shrug – John Galt 2009 is Staying

David Weigel reports over at the Washington Independent that Rep. John Campbell (R-CA) thinks our society is now beginning to look like the society in Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged.

“The achievers, the people who create all the things that benefit rest of us, are going on strike. I’m seeing, at a small level, a kind of protest from the people who create jobs, the people who create wealth, who are pulling back from their ambitions because they see how they’ll be punished for them.”

This is, of course, completely and utterly ridiculous. John Galt 2009 is not only NOT having his output stolen from him, he’s being encouraged and nourished.…


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Now YOU Can Apologize to Rush Limbaugh

It’s easy-peasy. Just head over to this site, click a few drop-down menus and before you know it, viola! You have your very own personalized apology to the de facto head of the Republican Party.


Be the first on your block to pucker up and kiss the extraordinarily large, flabby buttocks of the Conservative-in-Chief.

He’s waiting…

I’m just sayin’…


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Steele Apologizes to RNC Chief Rush Limbaugh

The other day, Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele made a horrible mistake. By total accident, without meaning to he did something for which is eternally sorry:

He criticized the ACTUAL head of the Republican Party, comedian Rush Limbaugh.

“Rush Limbaugh is an entertainer. Rush Limbaugh — his whole thing is entertainment. He has this incendiary — yes, it’s ugly.”

Well, he’s really, really sorry about that.

“My intent was not to go after Rush – I have enormous respect for Rush Limbaugh,” Steele said in a telephone interview. “I was maybe a little bit inarticulate. … There was no attempt on my part to diminish his voice or his leadership.”

It’s good to see Mr.…


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Grown-ups in Washington, Children in the GOP

I’ve been marveling lately at how totally amazingly awesomely great it is that we finally have grown-ups back in charge in Washington, D.C. Then, during the Conservative Political Action Conference this week, they trotted out this little Alex P. Keaton wannabe:


How pathetic is your political party when your most eloquent spokesperson is 13 years old?

I thought Sarah Palin was bad (and she was.)

I thought “Joe the Plumber” was bad (and he was.)

I though Bobby Jindal was bad (and he is.)

But this kid is more eloquent than all three of them.

Funniest commentary on this is, as usual, over at Wonkette.…


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How to Drive Conservative Republicans Crazy

I know, I know, “conservative Republicans” is straight out of the Department of Redundancy Department. Forgive me.

Anyway, wanna know how to drive one crazy?

Show ‘em these Gallup poll results:

See that last little light green bar there? The one on the far right that says 42%???

That’s his approval rating among REPUBLICANS.

They just hate that.

I’m just sayin’…


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Republican Gov. Bobby Jindal: Total Liar

This past week after President Obama gave what can only be called an inspirational speech to Congress and the nation about his agenda for the next four years and beyond, Republican Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal gave the official Republican Response.

Before I go on, it should be noted that his performance during this “Response” has been panned by nearly everyone but the most in-denial conservatives. His delivery was sing-song, stilted and seemed aimed at an audience of 4th graders. (Perhaps that’s the intellectual level of his followers, I don’t know.) For me, it was just creepy. He emerged from the shadows in a hallway in his huge home and sorta slinked up to the camera.…


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Racism: Thy Name is Republican

This goes beyond the bounds of political correctness. This is pure and unadulterated RACISM.

Los Alamitos Mayor Dean Grose is finding himself in hot water after sending out this fake photo of watermelons on President Barack Obama’s White House front lawn.

Grose’s email included the heading, “No Easter Egg hunt this year.”

Here’s the picture:


More HERE.

Turns out Grose has resigned. According to the AP:

Grose said he didn’t mean to offend anyone and claimed he was unaware of the racial stereotype linking black people with eating watermelons.

Oh puh-LEASE. Really? You really expect anyone in this country to believe that lame excuse?…


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