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Putting. Country. Last

Andrew Sullivan sums it perfectly: Think about what the Palin pick really says about how McCain views this campaign and how he views his potential responsibilities in national security. Think about what it says about the sincerity of McCain’s own central criticism of Obama these past two months in foreign affairs. Think about how he picked a woman to be […]

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McCain Gives Obama a Birthday Present

Yesterday, John McCain turned 72 (ulp) years old. Instead of RECEIVING gifts, he gave one. To Barack Obama. He gave Barack Sarah Palin. Who is Sarah Palin? She’s the former mayor of a 9,000 person city in Alaska and a two-year governor. Here’s her take on the vice presidency earlier this year: Oops. Well, hopefully somebody has filled her in […]

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Good News for the Democrats

Obama’s speech last night was watched by 38 MILLION people. That’s huge. Very, very huge actually. Only 28 million people watched the closing ceremony of the Olympics this year, the biggest night of the entire Games. This is good for the Dems because it gave them a chance to show the country that their candidate is tough, smart, and down-to-earth. […]

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Breasts! Lots and Lots of Breasts!!!

Breasts! Lots and Lots of Breasts!!!

The folks over at Wonderbra know what people like and what people like is boobs. Breasts. The more the better. So they’ve put together a mosaic of 8,000 women in their bras to advertise their product line of D to G Cup Wonderbras. Click the picture below to go to their website where you can zoom in on any or […]

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Sarah Palin Who?

Sarah Palin Who?

Okay, let me get this straight: the McCain campaign has been hammering away at Senator Obama’s lack of experience and youth and then he picks a 2-year governor of a state with fewer constituents than Obama’s Senatorial district who is 44? And she was a runner-up at the Miss Alaska Beauty Pageant? And who was “Miss Wasilla”? And who posed […]

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Douchebag of the Day – Glenn Beck

Are you fucking kidding me??? This week the Democratic party will attempt to hold its first convention that is totally green. They will talk about recycling, buying carbon offsets, and even serve multi-colored foods for some reason…Take part in our carbon ONset program. We are asking you to make just a few small sacrifices to completely wipe out any potential […]

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Whoa! Swingers in the White House?

Whoa! Swingers in the White House?

Could be a very interesting next four years. Barack and Michelle Obama and Joe and Jill Biden(Just kidding, kids, really.) “O”-Joe ’08!!! I’m just kiddin’…

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Heroic? Hmmm…Maybe Once Upon a Time

I was reading a very insightful piece over at Andrew Sullivan’s Blog, the Daily Dish and one of his reader’s comments there really rang true with me. Here’s part of what they wrote: Real heroes don’t go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about their own heroism…The heroes I knew in […]

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Unifying Unity-Uniters Unite for…uh…Unity?

Oh, that Dave Barry: This year there is high drama in the Mile High City as the Democrats gather under their official 2008 convention slogan: “A Unified Party, United in Unity Together As One, Undivided.” Heh. Ayup, that’s about it. I’m just sayin’…

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Fox “News”: OWNED!!!

Here’s what they showed you: Here’s what happened next: Heh, heh… I’m just laughin’…

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The POW Defense

Well, folks, we may now be down to the final moments of any semblance of a dignified campaign from John McCain, if, in fact, you could call what he’s been doing “clean”. He’s now bringing out the “POW Defense” to rationalize his gaffe of not knowing how many houses he has (seven). “I am grateful for the fact that I […]

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