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I Love Switzerland

I Love Switzerland

‘Cause their artists make giant inflatable poop. Unfortunately, this particular giant inflatable poop got a little excited, busted out and blew down the road, knocking down power lines and breaking windows. It’s called “Complex Shit”. I wonder if a government grant was involved at all? UPDATE: Turns out the artist is actually American. Go figure. I’m just sayin’…

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McCain: Friend of the Lobbyists

Ow. This one might just leave a mark. Sometimes, the truth is a very painful thing and you can just let the facts speak for themselves. I’m just sayin’…

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Corporate Taxes, Corporate Schmaxes

Honestly, why the hell is everyone worried about talk of increasing corporate tax rates? Turns out most of them don’t pay any anyways. Two-thirds of U.S. corporations paid no federal income taxes between 1998 and 2005, according to a new report from Congress. The study by the Government Accountability Office, expected to be released Tuesday, said about 68 percent of […]

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When Is a Crime Not a Crime?

I assumed that if you break a law, it’s “crime”. Kinda by definition, right? Not according to our Attorney General, Michael Mukasey. Turns out he’s NOT going to prosecute Justice Department staffers who broke laws regarding hiring practices that involved political considerations. Mukasey used his sharpest words yet to criticize the senior leaders who took part in or failed to […]

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New Malware Virus – Beware and Be Aware

New Malware Virus – Beware and Be Aware

There’s a new spam going around with Subjects like “CNN Top Ten” or “Beijing Olympics”. The email typically looks like this: Other sites mentioned in these spams include Yahoo and ABC. Other Subject lines can include the War in Iraq and Top News stories When you click the link it asks you to update your video player and doing so […]

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Anime Eyes? Noooooooo!!!

Anime Eyes? Noooooooo!!!

Okay, it’s official. I’m totally creeped out. Extra-wide contacts that give you (not ME!) real-life anime eyes. Eeeew. Some things just should not be done. And this is one of them. I’m just sayin’…

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Ah. So That’s What It’s Like. Eep.

Could be the funniest full-blown description of getting a Brazilian on the internets. Any of them. Money line: ““Well, anytime anyone’s yanking hairs out of your pussy, there’s gonna be a little pain.” Yeeouch. I’m just sayin’…

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Wow, Dude. Bitter Much?

Who knew that Mark Spitz is such a self-important whiner? I’m just sayin’…

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See, Here’s the Problem…

From a New York Times article about Senator John McCain: “If I put in three or four 18-hour, 20-hour days in a row, then I’m not sharp,” Mr. McCain said. “It’s just a fact.” Yes, sir, and that is exactly what we’re worried about. Do you think the president doesn’t ever have to put in long days, particularly in times […]

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Ah, Yes. So, So Proud

Ah, Yes. So, So Proud

244 days. 244 days. 244 days. I have to keep reminding myself we only have to put up with this buffoon for 244 more days. January 20, 2009 can NOT come fast enough… I’m just cringin’…

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Disrespecting the American Flag

Disrespecting the American Flag

God Forbid Senator Obama Do Something Like THIS… He’s like a bored little kid. And then there’s this: If Barack Obama got caught doing something like this with the American flag, the heavens themselves would come crashing down on him and the endless ranting and raving on every talk show, radio show, news report, magazine article, blog and political commentary […]

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