Category: Things That Make You Go Hmmm

BREAKING: Keith Olbermann to join Fox News

BREAKING: Keith Olbermann to join Fox News

New show will focus on one topic exclusively In a move certain to send shockwaves throughout cable news, liberal commentator and former ESPN, MSNBC and Current TV host Keith Olbermann has announced that he is joining Fox News to host a new nightly show at 5 PM. The program, tentatively titled “Gored”, will be entirely focused on criticizing former Vice-President […]

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Truthout.org hacked? Or not?

Truthout.org hacked? Or not?

Yesterday, people around the internets received an email claiming to be from Truthout.org. The email said their site had been hacked and their “content over the past ten days was deleted”. Dear Readers, Late last night, Truthout.org was attacked and our content over the past ten days was deleted. We’re working to capture the cache versions of those stories that […]

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I … It’s … Um … I can’t … It’s uh … Maybe it’s the crazy pills …

I … It’s … Um … I can’t … It’s uh … Maybe it’s the crazy pills …

It’s not often I am rendered completely bewildered and speechless by a news item but this morning, I am. And, big surprise, it’s because of news coming out of Arizona. What would you think if you read this? …[A]rmored vehicles, including a tank, rolled into their neighborhood to make the bust. Neighbor Debra Ross was so worried she called 911 […]

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FREE GUNS for teabaggers! No, seriously.

FREE GUNS for teabaggers! No, seriously.

I love my Washington Times Marketing Showcase email membership. It’s an endless source of entertainment. Just before I left work yesterday I got this amazing email: Millionaire Patriot Wants YOU Armed and Trained… Yup, that’s right boyz and girlz! FREE GUNS FOR TEABAGGERS!!! Now comes Dr. Ignatius Piazza, Founder and Director, Four Weapons Combat Master. And he’s so freakin’ rich […]

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The creation of an internet sensation: Waffle Guy

The creation of an internet sensation: Waffle Guy

Neither my wife or I (or probably Waffle Guy himself) ever dreamed that Waffle Guy mania would sweep the internets. But, happily, it seems to be. Want proof? Here’s proof: That’s a Photoshopped version of my wife’s picture with Waffle Guy’s face replaced with Tim Urban, the guy that got the boot from American Idol last night. It’s from the […]

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Mmmmm…tonsils…

Mmmmm…tonsils…

For some reason I thought we had put headlines like this behind us: Mad cow worry prompts beef recall But, as a vegetarian, I have to say that I just absolutely LOVE the first line of the story: A North Dakota bison processor is recalling about 25,000 pounds of whole beef heads because the animals’ tonsils may not have been […]

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Teabagger Clown Show in the Desert (Now with updates, tweets and pics)

Teabagger Clown Show in the Desert (Now with updates, tweets and pics)

Today the Teabag Party Express starts it 2010 World Tour in Searchlight, Nevada, home of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. Organizers said they are expecting 10,000 people. It’s a little something I’m calling the Clown Show in the DesertTM Searchlight’s population, according to teh Googles, is 798. It was 576 after the 2000 census. Holy freakin’ clown show, Batman! This […]

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Obama haters, make up your mind

Obama haters, make up your mind

He can’t be all four. Nicked from the most-awesome Adam Thinks blog. Buy it as a t-shirt HERE. I’m just sayin’…

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World’s tiniest violin plays for (not) Joe the (not) Plumber

World’s tiniest violin plays for (not) Joe the (not) Plumber

Heh, heh… “I don’t owe [John McCain] shit,” Wurzelbacher continued. “He really screwed my life up, is how I look at it.” Uh, Joe Sam? I think you have that backwards. I ran into Joe the Plumber Sam Wurzelbacher at the Brighton, Michigan Teabagger extravaganza last year. And, as far as who was using who, I’d say Mr. Plumber Wurzelbacher […]

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Andrew Sullivan: Obama ain’t done yet

While I don’t agree with him on everything, I appreciate Andrew Sullivan and his outsider’s (British) perspective on American politics. His essay in the Sunday Times this past weekend, titled “Listen up, the president is not for turning” is no exception. And it has some common sense observations that all of us, conservatives and liberals alike, would do well to […]

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How to protest against tragically and scarily stupid people

How to protest against tragically and scarily stupid people

Surely you know about the most-horrible Westboro Baptist Church and their most-horrible “God Hates Fags” protests. Wanna know how to effectively protest complete morans like this? You do it like this [location: San Francisco (of course)]: Photo by EDW Lynch Photo by EDW Lynch You can work anything into a Rick Roll, can’t you?Photo by LiveSoMa Here’s a coupla Twitter-related […]

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