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Former Clinton advisor Dick Morris: Poster child for the unhinged right

By Eclectablog on October 9, 2012 in LOLGOP

Aye, aye, aye…

Former Clinton advisor-turned-tea party freak, Dick Morris has a new book out called Here Come the Black Helicopters: UN Global Governance and the Loss of Freedom. In it, he postulates, among other things, that if President Obama is reelected to a second term, he will allow the United Nations to tax Americans so that they can redistribute the money to less fortunate countries.

You think I’m kidding but I’m not. He put it out there in an “opinion” piece (i.e., book advertisement) at Fox News, reposted from his own website.

Details after the jump.

How to Talk Dirty to a Tea Partier – w4m (Ann Arbor)

By LOLGOP on October 7, 2012 in LOLGOP

ann arbor craigslist > personals > casual encounters

Date: 2012-10-7, 3:04AM EDT

Seeking a common sense conservative who woke up from a coma on the day President Barack Hussein Obama was inaugurated.

Seeking a small government conservative who honestly believes that that the government is way too big, except when it comes to policing women’s vaginas, blocking gay marriages and planning a mass deportation of 17 million undocumented immigrants.

Seeking a Christian conservative who knows America is a Christian nation, except when it comes to the sick, poor, war, torture and the death penalty.

Seeking a law-and-order conservative who agrees that Robin Hood is guilty of class warfare and thus a socialist and possibly even an Islamo-fascist secularist.…

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All The Money In The World Can’t Buy Sane Republicans

By LOLGOP on September 19, 2012 in Debbie Stabenow, LOLGOP, Pete Hoekstra

This is the ‘Party of Lincoln’ the same way the Honda Odyssey is the ‘Car of Homer’

Democrats are now favored to retain control of the Senate, according to ace poll guy Nate Silver. This is a stunning reversal. Just a few months ago, Republican control of the Senate seemed likely. Best-case scenario was a 50-50 split and prayer that the president would be reelected to send Joe Biden to upper chamber to break the tie.

But the Democratic National Convention not only boosted the president’s campaign, it consolidated Democratic voters behind candidates like Elizabeth Warren in Massachusetts and Tammy Baldwin in Wisconsin.…

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Graphically @LOLGOP: Gay choice edition

By Eclectablog on August 21, 2012 in Bwahahahahaha, LOLGOP

To be or not to be, that is the question

Larger version suitable for sharing and pinning after the jump.

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The International Tour of Shame & Embarrassment concludes. Welcome back, Mitt!

By Eclectablog on August 1, 2012 in Bwahahahahaha, LOLGOP, Mitt Romney

“A gold medal gaffe…”

I don’t know about you, but the “Kiss my ass, show some respect” line from the Romney campaign in Poland this week was the clear gold medal winner on Mitt Romney’s International Tour of Shame & Embarrassment™.

The DNC has put together a nice collection of headlines and news clips from the Tour™. It’s … well, it’s just plain awesome sauce with a side order of HA!

Video after the jump.

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The International Tour of Shame and Embarrassment continues, Romney’s campaign aides are losing it (UPDATED)

By Eclectablog on July 31, 2012 in LOLGOP, Mitt Romney

R-E-S-P-E-C-T, this is what it means to Romney

The Mitt Romney International Tour of Shame and Embarrassment™ is beginning to take its toll on his campaign staff as it enters the third leg in Poland. Earlier today, his traveling press secretary Rick Gorka told reporters to “kiss my ass, show some respect” as they tried for the skabillionth time to get Romney to answer questions.

Video and transcript after the jump.

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What Would Mitt Romney Do Differently Than George W. Bush?

By LOLGOP on July 24, 2012 in LOLGOP, Mitt Romney

Fool us three times? Shame, shame, shame.

If you can stand it, try a little experiment: Ask a Republican how Mitt Romney would be different than George W. Bush. I’ll tell you the answer you’ll get later and why it’s a lie. But first, let’s review how Mitt compares to George.

THE SAME

Advisers
According to the Washington Times:

Mr. Romney’s corps of advisers, in fact, is heavily salted with figures who surrounded the 43rd president as he watched over massive increases in federal spending, the creation of more government programs and the invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan, as well as the nation-building efforts that followed.…

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New Obama campaign video shows how confused people are by “retroactively retired” Mitt Romney

By Eclectablog on July 18, 2012 in Bwahahahahaha, LOLGOP, Mitt Romney

It’s Retroactively Retired Man!

A Romney campaign spokesperson recently said that Mitt Romney had “retroactively retired”. But what, exactly does “retroactively retired” really mean?

The Obama campaign asked some folks what they thought it meant. The results are … um … humorous.

Video after the jump.

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Tea Party Troy Mayor Janice Daniels’ recall is certified

By Eclectablog on July 17, 2012 in LOLGOP

Facing the music

Despite two absurd attempts to have petition signatures thrown out, Tea party Troy Mayor Janice Daniels will officially face a recall in November.

Daniels, shown right with deejay Thayrone “your audio g-spot will now be massaged by the mink glove of soul” X, challenged the petitions based on corrections not being initialed by the circulator (not required) and because signers didn’t include their zip code (also not required.)

More after the jump.