Author: LOLGOP

Republicans are only interested in solving problems we don’t have

Republicans are only interested in solving problems we don’t have

If you think the billionaires aren’t rich enough, women have too much control of their bodies and workers get paid too much, this GOP is for you. As the 112th Congress prepares to go down as the least productive in modern history, we in Michigan can remind you that the only thing worse than a Republican legislature that won’t pass […]

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Are you enjoying the GOP’s worst rebranding ever?

Are you enjoying the GOP’s worst rebranding ever?

The current meltdown reminds us that 2010 was a massive fluke that we must avenge In the summer of 2012, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi pushed a plan that would extend the Bush tax breaks for all income under $1,000,000. She did this for one reason: To prove the House GOP would never vote for a tax increase ever, despite […]

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The right wing wins by making you think they’re crazy

The right wing wins by making you think they’re crazy

Or, how billionaires use wingnuts as human shields At first, NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre’s press conference seemed like a tone-deaf failure, a PR disaster, a complete clusterfogetaboutit. But then I began to realize his goal had nothing to do with improving the NRA’s image. His goal was to feed the kind of dissension, fear and anger that sells […]

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No one is coming for your guns

No one is coming for your guns

But they are coming for your vaginas Unlike the right of women to make their own reproductive choices, the right to bear arms faces no serious challenge in the United States of America. This is a comparison that unsettles me, of course. Anti-abortion rights folks grant personhood to any meeting of a sperm and the egg, but no one doubts […]

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The United States of Amway

The United States of Amway

How to turn your middle class into a pyramid scheme I went to see a comic perform in Grand Rapids a few years ago and he said, “So, this is the tip of the pyramid?” And the crowd sighed out laughter, knowing exactly what he meant. Grand Rapids, Michigan is the city Amway built. While the company may deny that […]

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Union busting in Michigan is another huge win for the billionaire rights movement

Union busting in Michigan is another huge win for the billionaire rights movement

“It is the certainty that they possess the truth that makes men cruel.” – Anatole France If you’re like me, you want to turn green and climb to the top of the Empire State building to swipe at planes when you hear average, non-billionaire Americans telling you what they heard on Fox News: “Right to work” is a victory for […]

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How do you get record high corporate profits and record low wages? Easy. Bust unions.

How do you get record high corporate profits and record low wages? Easy. Bust unions.

This is about making your work worth less Destroying union power is a macro version of the GOP’s War on Voting. Can’t win people with your ideas? Stop them from voting. Relying on a increasingly small group of the richest 1 percent to fund your campaigns? Destroy the groups that bring workers together to fund a permanent progressive movement. But […]

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The Republican Litmus Test

The Republican Litmus Test

The one question you need to ask yourself whenever the GOP is fighting for something As Chris has been reporting, Michigan’s GOP is taking the thumping they received on November 6 as a sign they need to become even more extreme by pursuing privatization of schools and a “right to work” for less law. In their effort to bust unions […]

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4 Reasons the Tea Party Movement Happened and Will Never Happen Again

4 Reasons the Tea Party Movement Happened and Will Never Happen Again

How the GOP’s rebranding became even less popular than the GOP If you’re ever feeling masochistic, take a look into the comments of a post on Breitbart.com. You’ll see gems like this one from “Patriot”: We have quit. Mitt won hands down & we did nothing. Whats left to do? Become a terrorest against our own country? ( “terrorest” must […]

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How The Richest 2 Percent Hold Us Hostage

How The Richest 2 Percent Hold Us Hostage

Dorquist-(n) someone who would never cheat on Grover Norquist Here’s the problem: The GOP knows they lost the White House along with seats in the House and Senate. And they don’t really care. Sure, they recognize that if they lose the state of Texas the way they have California, they’re basically on a free-fall path to extinction. But the Republicans […]

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What Grover’s Tax Pledge Actually Means

What Grover’s Tax Pledge Actually Means

It’s a death trap, it’s a suicide rap This week, Senator Saxby Chambliss of Georgia did what amazingly few elected Republicans do: He said that he cared more about his country than some “twenty year old pledge.” He means the Americans For Tax Reform Taxpayer Pledge, which is advocated for and enforced by the most powerful American who has never […]

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