Attention AARP members: you are not REAL Americans

So sayeth the Prophet Glenn

If you are a member of the AARP, you are not a REAL American, according to Glenn Beck:

More and more Americans are realizing the NEED for an organization like the AARP – but one that represents the Real America and stands for traditional values, fiscal responsibility and true financial security for those who have earned it.

Just thought you’d like to know that, you traitors.


  • Doug Scott

    Glenn Beck has now set up a new ‘Blacklist:’ milions of AARP members.

  • Carolyn 4444

    I can’t express this any better than Hoosiercrat in his?/her? blog on Daily Kos. So with credit to Hoosiercrat & Daily Koss, let’s see what a “True American” Glenn Beck & his cronies are…

    Sorry to rant, but I am getting tired of right wing white male mouthpieces bemoaning the death of “traditional America.”

    Let’s look at the leader of the clown posse himself — Rush Limbaugh. Divorced a staggering three times. No military service. A college dropout.

    He’s not alone. Glenn Beck? Also divorced, has no college education, and no military service. Sean Hannity? No military service, and a college drop out.

    My guess is that the right wing white male nexus is probably made up of guys just like Rush, Glenn and Sean — guys who really don’t have what it takes to live up to the values and traditions they say the black, the brown, the poor, and the non-Christian all have abandoned or don’t honor or scoff at.

    These are the guys who can’t handle women being independent, or even earning more than they do. Nor can they handle the teeming diversity of your basic public university. And it goes without saying they didn’t sign up to fight in Iraq or Afghanistan.

    One more thing: Abortion? How about if Rush, Sean and Glenn got off their fat puffy asses and said: Hey fellow white male assholes — If you want abortion to go away, how about using a condom?” Seriously … take responsibility for your end of of it. Or how about telling all your right wing male friends to not have sex unless and until they are married, if you hate abortion so much?

  • judyms9

    Glenn Beck is unstable, something that apparently appeals to his fans who just may be the same folks who show up for the Insane Clown Posse performances.

  • Nancy Wickman

    Their website is a hoot. It only costs $16.00 to join. What’s Beck’s share of that? Now he’s grifting from the elderly as he can’t convince enough idiots to buy gold and survival seeds.

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