Bwahahahahaha, Mitt Romney — August 24, 2012 at 12:59 pm

Wind makes a surprise appearance during Romney’s energy policy presentation

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Hello, Mitt? God here. I have a message for you…

Mitt Romney unveiled his Drill Here, Drill Now fantasy of an “energy policy” yesterday and the wind made a surprise appeance. Not IN his presentation but nearly blowing DOWN his presentation.

“I have a chart that still, despite the wind, is still holding up up here,” Romney said, showing his giant chart. “These guys have held it up with about every piece of weight you can think of…”

Watch it:

I always laughed and grimaced when religious freaks like Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell suggested that bad weather is an omen from God telling us to hate gay people. But I find it hilarious that Mother Nature decided to pop in on Romney’s presentation.

And, while we’re on the topic, can I just ask where these “bad weather is an omen” idiots are now that the Republican National Convention is staring down the barrel of Hurricane Isaac? Don’t forget, their 2008 Convention got distracted by a Hurricane Gustav, too.

So, c’mon, you guys. Tell us all what those things are an omen of.

Especially since you got your asses handed to you in 2008.

P.S. My sister-in-law Renee said that Romney’s energy plan can be summed as “Romney wants to legitimately rape the environment”.

[CC image credit: Caveman Chuck Coker | Flickr]

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