Missed it by THAT much
As of this afternoon, we won’t have Rick Santorum to kick around anymore. He has suspended his campaign which, in politispeak, means he reserves the right to get back in if Romney crashes and burns. It’s a shrewd move because if anyone could crash and burn when he has the advantage, it’s Mitt Romney.
So, good-bye, Rick. Goodbye to the teleprompter-using candidate who thinks teleprompters should be illegal.
Goodbye to the guy who fought tooth and nail in Michigan for one lousy delegate (smart!)
Goodbye to the man aspiring to be the Leader of the Free World™ who thinks wanting American kids to get a college education if they want one is “snobby”.
Goodbye to the candidate who boldly stood with the 1%.
Goodbye to the politician who lost his last election by 18%.
And, finally, goodbye to the guy who got played and played again by Mitt Romney, the worst Republican candidate since forever.
Goodbye, Rick. We’ll miss ya.
Now it’s just Mitt and Newt. And the whole damn world is laughing at us.
